Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM)?

The Church of the FSM is merging with the Baptists? The Baptists and Pastafarians are merging? Anyway, my point is that the churches are all wrong. They are fallling into apostasy. Just the other day I read a newspaper article that talked about Mormons three years ago who violated Catholic property in San Louis County. I saw a Mormon today at Macdonalds drinking coffee. I witnessed too much apostasy in the churches. Where is Christianity heading? FSM is bad. Don't join it and say RAMEN to replace Amen.